This london thing is very much fun but why is everyone too cool to breath, and why is iא inhabited and run by uber thick tarts?
Phone rings with unknown number;
Lizzie doesnt want to pick up;
Phone: Hello, this is the O2 customerservice blah something. Is this ***Lizzie***? If so please click 1, if not, please click 2.
Phone: could ***Lizzie*** come to the phone? If so please click 1, if not
Me: loling and… Click end.
How do you say ‘it was a fun night’ in inglitch?