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here are some from the past

“how many press-ups can chuck norris do?”
” all.”

Three men are walking in the forest.
the first man has a backpack. the second man has a gun.
what has the third man?

-every third person in germany has caries.-

what is the polish triathlon?
to the swimming pool by foot and back by bike.

what does a physicist without a job say to a physicist with a job?
“one curry sausage with pommes, please”

What’s the difference between Jesus Christ and Casanova?
The facial expression while nailing!

“Your teeth are as beautiful as the stars. so yellow and so far away from each other.”
upload shhhhh